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Wow, I’m listening to Stop the World by Maxwell right now.
Oh my god, can we wear cowboy shirts together and walk down the street holding hands, eating ice cream? lol
Don’t look at me like I’m an In-N-Out burger.
“The future is no sex… You can be a boy. A girl. Whatever you want. I have a lot of man in me.”
— Grace Jones, October 1984
“Kids are the ones who fall in love.”
— Andy Warhol, February 1980
“The idea that the first guy I ever slept with is married and has kids really breaks me up. I wonder if he still loves me. He probably does.”
— Madonna, June 1990
There’s a party in my tummy! (so yummy! so yummy!)
“Nobody wants to see a round woman.”
— Karl Lagerfeld, clothing designer, after Brigitte, one of Germany’s top-selling women’s magazines, barred professional models from its pages in favor of “real women”
“I just pulled candy out of my crotch.”
— The Human Piñata
A FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR MEAL?!?
I’d be like “Um, can I get a small water?”
I hate Jay-Z.
My halloween costume that doubles as PJs. If one more idiot says I’m Tweety, I swear.. *shakes fist in idiot’s general direction*
Seriously. I have an eye infection—what I thought to be merely the common cold turned out to be the FL to the U and I had to work this morning. My nerves are on fire.
Thank MY BOSS that I have tomorrow off, lol
;_;
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